Thursday, July 20, 2006

WFA King Of The Streets PPV


First things first, one of the main events has changed. Kimo has tested positive for Stanozolol, a banned substance, and will not be able to have the grudge match with Bas Rutten. After all the trash talk about "putting Bas back into retirement," it looks like Kimo had to cheat to prepare for the fight and may face a lengthy suspension since this is the second time he has failed a urine test. Also, Jose Landi-Jons will not compete but for different reasons. On to the card......

Quinton "Rampage" Jackson (24-6) vs Matt "The Law" Lindland (18-3) When Rampage "found Jesus" (apparently he was over in Japan), he began to lose and fight uninspired lackluster fights. Rampage has claimed he "is back," and the WFA is banking on it since their return ad campaign has been focused on Jackson. Quinton is a great wrestler with spectacular slams and a tough noggin. He'll have about 20lbs. on Matt and much better striking. Rampage will be looking to not only win, but impress the USA fans who may not know him that well. Matt Lindland or "Mr. Grumpy" as I like to call him, has been on an absolute tear ever since being fired by the UFC (because they didn't want him to fight, and beat Rich Franklin) winning 7 straight fights. Matt is also a wrestler, but he frustrates his opponents by smothering them with his constant bothersome fight style. This fight could be slow at times, but technically amazing. WINNER-Rampage wins by decision with just too much power and athleticism.

Bas "El Guapo" Rutten (27-4-1) vs Wes "The Project" Sims (11-8-1) Don't let the record or last minute replacement status of Wes fool you. Wes began fighting with very little experience and has been in training (with Hammer House) for an upcoming show so he will be in shape. But make no mistake about it, Wes will be battling the returning legendary fighter who is one of the best of all time,.......Bas Rutten! Bas can do it all but is known mostly for his great strikes. Bas has not fought since 1999 and is now 41 years old. He was only coming back to settle a grudge with Kimo, but since he had to cheat while training and is now sitting his pussy ass at home, Wes will step in. I don't think it will change Bas' desire in this fight, since he will want to impress and see if he possibly wants to fight a few more times (as he has hinted). WINNER-Bas by KO sooner rather than later.

Jason "Mayhem" Miller (15-4) vs The "Vanilla Gorilla" Lodune Sincaid (9-2) Everyone knows that crazy bastard Mayhem should win this fight. The problem is, Lodune is a very tough wrestler who has gotten serious about his career winning his last 3 bouts. Mayhem could be overlooking Lodune to his next fight, a title shot against Robbie Lawler. Mayhem will also be fighting at 205lbs. for the 1st time in his career. WINNER-Mayhem Jason won't squander his big opportunity here at the WFA. Jason will be crazy and as unpredictable as ever probably winning by submission.

Ryoto "Lyoto" Machida (7-0) vs Vernon "Tiger" White (24-27) Ryoto is famous for beating BJ Penn and handing Rich Franklin his only loss. He is a mystery man who doesn't fight that often but studies karate and can strike very well. Though his record sucks, Tiger always brings a great battle and is a great striker as well. Vernon is susceptible to submissions where most of his losses come. This fight should stay on the feet. WINNER-Lyoto Most people don't give Tiger a chance but in a strikers game, anything can happen. Still, I think Machida has the slight edge in this exciting bout.

Ivan Salavarry (11-4) vs Art "Pachuco" Santore (14-4) Ivan is an amazing submission veteran who was canned from the UFC after a boring fight with Nathan Marquardt. Its been almost a year since then and he'll be looking to re-establish himself as a prominent Middleweight. Pachuco (what a great name) is a KO fighter with good submissions as well. Winning this fight would establish him as a contender and propel his career to a new level. WINNER-Ivan Salavarry Ivan wants redemption but must be very careful with this Team Quest fighter (Santore). Ivan's slickness gets him a submission win in a very competitive and close fight.

Marvin "Beastman" Eastman (13-6) vs Jorge "Van Damme" Oliveira (2-1) Jorge has the distinct advantage on the ground (he is Gracie trained) but as a "newbie" he lacks experience. The Beastman is the former WFA Light Heavyweight champion and only lost the title because the promotion went under. Marvin is an explosive striker with good wrestling. Look for Marvin to come out fast and strong looking to get noticed for a future title shot when "his" belt returns. Marvin has stated this year is make or break for him. He'll either do well or retire. WINNER-Marvin Eastman by TKO

Ricco "Tubby Bitch" Rodriguez (22-6) vs Ron "H2O" Waterman (13-3-2) Holy crap, Super-Heavyweights is right! Ricco has ballooned to around 300lbs. and doesn't like to train. Ron is 285 and likes to overpower people. Ron's last win is over, guess who, Ricco last year. Ricco used to be very talented on the ground before his tits got in his way. Ron likes to overpower people. WINNER-definitely not the fans. Why they made this match I have no idea. Who wins, who cares?

"Razor" Rob McCullough (12-3) vs Harris Sarmiento (18-14) Rob is a WFA vet and this is actually a rematch when McCullough lost to Harris. Look for Razor to avenge that loss in brutal fashion. Rob is a brilliant striker with submission wrestling. Harris is a striker and comes off 4, yes 4, losses in a row. He must win or face unemployment. WINNER-Razor Rob End by KO avenging his loss.

Edwin Aguilar (8-6) vs Martin Kampmann (11-2) Martin is a last minute fill-in for Jose Landi-Jons. Aguilar is mostly a striker. Martin hails from Denmark and is well rounded compared to his boxing opponent. WINNER-Kampmann by submission at some point.

Antonio McKee (16-3-2) vs Adam Arredondo (4-6) McKee trains with Rampage and Mayhem and should overpower Adam with superior wrestling. McKee is always in great shape but has trouble stopping opponents. WINNER-McKee by decision

After a four year absence, the WFA returns with a much better card than anything the UFC has put together in recent memory. WFA brought us Marvin Eastman, Jason Black, Frank Trigg, and Rich Franklin before, and now returns Bas Rutten while signing popular free agents Lindland and Rampage. Also, the always exciting Razor Rob and Mayhem Miller. Machida and Ivan are fighters to watch and for the chubby chasers we have Ricco. Something for everyone, so get the PPV and support new MMA.-MMA Mafia

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