Tuesday, September 19, 2006

MMA News Round Up


Frank "Twinkle Toes" Trigg has come out of a short retirement to face ICON Middleweight champ Jason "Mayhem" Miller. The bout will be December 1st, and Trigg has shaved his head again, so you know he is taking this bout seriously.

Butterbean will face his 2nd bout in Pride FC against heavy hitter Mark Hunt. This is a true battle of the bulge between two stand up strikers. The fight will be in America at the Pride PPV.

Andrei Arlovski has signed with Wahl Trimmers. It promises to be a large TV campaign giving Arlovski more mainstream exposure. Hopefully, Wahl will explain to Arlovski that his career has been heading in the wrong direction ever since he began cutting his hair, and shaving his body hair. He's like Samson or something.

Shannon Ritch and Brian Ebersole have been suspended indefinitely on suspicion of fixing their recent fight. The California Athletic Commission is investigating. People ringside reportedly hear the two talking right before Ritch tapped out.

And finally, Tito Ortiz is dating the professional whore, Jenna Jameson. These two are perfect for each other and I wish them many STD's.-MMA Mafia

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