Elite XC "Heat"

Main Card
Heavyweight Bout: Kimbo Slice vs. Ken Shamrock Oh jeezus. Kimbo turned his back on Kenny at the weigh-ins so of course the ill tempered Shamrock shoved Slice and a melee ensued. Classic Ken hyping up a fight in which he is going to be killed. Literally, possibly. I don't want to hear about takedowns, heel hooks, and submissions. Kimbo by slaughter and bet on 1 round.

WINNER-Kimbo and his "bread"

Welterweight Title Bout: Jake Shields vs. Paul Daley Shields is the Elite XC Welterweight Champion and has the amazing ground/submission game while Daley throws all the crazy stuff. Might I also mention I hate bitches who talk shit and try to slap his opponent. Paul is a class act. At any rate, Jake will take "Semtex" down and pound him back into Cage Rage.

WINNER-Jake Shields by G&P

Heavyweight Bout: Andrei Arlovski vs. Roy Nelson The Pitbull has a hellova height and reach advantage over "Big Country." He has been working with legendary boxing trainer Freddie Roach and Nelson isn't going to make this a ground war. Beer Belly Fella has the "punchers chance" with good power but Arlovski is going to take him apart. Roy I hope you get the fast food sponsors you crave for your effort.

WINNER-Andrei Arlovski by KO

Women's Bout: Gina Carano vs. Kelly Kobald Gina Carano is just the hottest shit in the world. I'm sorry she is, but she's in some trouble here. Kelly wants to be the 1st to beat Gina and is very aggressive. Carano ain't no bitch (rumors of her and Nick joke) and Gina is intense and prepared for this fight. Kelly pushes early but "Conviction" wins the war.

WINNER-The oh so lovely Gina "Crush" Carano.

Middleweight Bout: Benji Radach vs. Murilo Rua Throw down some scratch on Benji. These guys are going to stand and try to kill each other. Intense as hell and in each others faces at the weigh-ins. Ninja has better game all around, and if he starts losing the stand up he can actually head to the ground. Benji returned from a 3 year long absence from MMA and destroyed people in the IFL (until his final fight). Rua is up and down these days sometimes not fighting the smart fight and seemingly susceptible.

WINNER-Benji Radach by TKO

Prelims
Women's Bout: Cristiane Santos vs. Yoko Takahashi Cyborg had Ono (HA!) in shock at the weigh-ins (hilarious picture coming soon) and is going to hurt this poor little girl.

WINNER-Femborg with the KO

Lightweight Bout: James Edson Berto vs. Conor Heun "Little Tiger" has the experience and Jiu-Jitsu while Heun wants to grind one out. Berto will push the fight for the win.

WINNER-JEB by decision

Light Heavyweight Bout: Seth Petruzelli vs. Aaron Rosa

WINNER-Rosa after Seth injures himself
Welterweight Bout: Lorenzo Borgomeo vs. Mickey Gomez
Bantamweight Bout: David Gomez vs. Brett Jackowski
Lightweight Bout: Jorge Bouchat vs. Nicolae Cury

Who the hell are these people in the last 3 fights?

My god the weigh-ins were the most fucked up I have ever seen in MMA. Kimbo showing the disrespect and Ken does the WWE push and shove leading to a "living death"tomorrow for Shammy. My poor Gina misses weight on her first try,again, and will never hear the end of it as she has to strip down and maybe made weight with some Elite XC scale tampering. They are actually holding towels around her exquisite body when her own father drops the top towel and we almost see glory. How do you slo-mo on YouTube? Paul Daley gets the fight going early with the "nice guy" Jake Shields and Takahashi has the greatest look of shock when seeing her opponent for the 1st time. Should be a good show Saturday.