Monday, December 08, 2008

UFC: Fight For The Troops or how I learned to stop worrying and call it UFC Fight Night 16

Wow is this card ugly. I mean free is free but this roster is filled with fighters who will not be in the UFC next year. The IFL with its current roster could out perform this event in David Spades. The main event is good but then it drops off a fucking cliff. I guess they figure, hey, the military is full of morons and they just want to see some guys throwing bones anyway. Gee, I wonder if they will cheer USA, USA, during the main event. Oh, our boys in green, well oiled sheep given leave to imbibe as much alcohol as they can before they go home and frag each other in the showers.
I don't wanna sound unhappy or belligerent toward our troops who risk their lives in ignorant battles for no purpose and supposedly America. The event will help raise funds for the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which provides support for severely wounded military personnel and veterans and the families of bla bla bla. So what if they signed up because they are dumb enough to buy into the propaganda the Washington puppet masters are selling them and kinda really deserve what they get since they got huge erections killing "towel heads" and basically any "foreign looking" people while wanting to live a real life "Call Of Duty" game.

Am I off the subject here? Oh yes, the fights.........
Main Card
Welterweight bout: Josh Koscheck vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida I respect Kos more and more every time he fights including the short notice loss to Thiago Alves. He is really improving his standup, has cardio for days, really an iron chin, and of course silly sick wrestling. "Zenko" returns to the UFC for his 2nd bout, bringing the stand up pain. Me gut tells me after a frustrating loss to Alves, pity the opponent who stand before Kos. It should be a good war and I could go on and on about how it will go down, but an angry "Blanket" is a winner.
WINNER-Koscheck by Decision
Welterweight bout: Jonathan Goulet vs. Mike Swick Goulet really? How many times does he get to come back with an average 4-3 UFC record and consistently be the most inconsistently fighter alive? Jesus. Well, Swick is again given an opponent he can defeat (Dana must really like this guy, I mean reallylike, wink wink, nod, nod) as he continues his slow ride into the Welterweight division. Lets just hope he returns to the days of "Quick" Swick and ends this fast.
WINNER-Swick by TKO early
Middleweight bout: Tim Credeur vs. Nate Loughran I actually like Nate to "upset" this season TUF fighter. Tim is ok at most everything but great at nothing. Loughran is an undefeated long limbed submission fighter who should at the very least control the action on the ground for a decision at worst and a submission win at best.
UPSET PICK WINNER-Nate Loughran
Light Heavyweight bout: Steve Cantwell vs. Razak Al-Hassan Stevie comes into the UFC as the former WEC Light Heavyweight Champion until they dissolved his division and brought him up to the big show. Razak (sweet name) is the unknown fighter @ 6-0 who seems to be well rounded.
WINNER-The former champ by grueling decision
Lightweight bout: Matt Wiman vs. Jim Miller "Handsome" upset Thiago Tavares and no nickname Miller upset David Baron in their previous bouts. I'm not to impressed with Wiman and kinda feel his shocker was a fluke. Mill takes this on literally a week's notice so I worry about his conditioning but think normally he would spank Matt.
AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT WINNER-Dammit,....Wiman
Prelims
Welterweight bout: Luigi Fioravanti vs. Brodie Farber Two guys coming off losses and trying to stay employed.
WINNER-Luigi
Welterweight bout: Steve Bruno vs. Johnny Rees Two guys coming off losses and trying to stay employed (I'm noticing a theme developing here).
WINNER-Ground warrior Rees?
Lightweight bout: Ben Saunders vs. Brandon Wolff I luv "Killa-B" but no so sure how goodly he can really be. Don't know the Wolff so I'm going with the guy I want to win.
WINNER-Benny & His Jets
Lightweight bout: Corey Hill vs. Dale Hartt Super-Tall Guy vs. 5'10 guy. Both coming off losses (shocker). Who wins who cares?
WINNER-Tall-Guy
Heavyweight bout: Eddie Sanchez vs. Justin McCully
Ah, the battle of the worst Heavyweights in the UFC today. Loser gets a pink slip. Unfortunately, that means the other stays employed. Too bad.
WINNER-Dirty Sanchez by TKO
Seriously though, I could give a shit less about our troops getting hurt over seas since they should be brought home to fix America before we try to police the world. They signed up for it, and until everyone takes responsibility demanding our politicians bring our boys home from all the countries around the world, to mind our own business and take care of our own business, fuck em. What can I say, I'm a patriot.

1 comment:

jeje said...

Ce savoir-faire air jordan 40 technologique a été créé par l'expertise industrielle de Loctite après un large choix de recherches. asics gel lyte iii chaussures noir rouge beige Et tandis que les caractéristiques de flexibilité asics gel lyte 3 beige gris dans ce pilote sont délicates et plus adaptées au joueur sophistiqué, chaussure blazer nike homme le look moderne devrait correspondre à l'œil d'un large éventail asics gel lyte bandana pas cher de joueurs. C'est le composant le plus crucial pour un superbe asics running homme moins cher briquet.