War Machine Continues To Embarrass Himself

After blubbering through a less than impressive season of the Ultimate Fighter, this kid officially changed his real name Jon Koppenhaver, to his nickname, War Machine. That is enough to write this kid off as a complete idiot but WM doesn't stop there. The dude actually tried to "shed light" on the tragic death of Evan Tanner but came out sounding like a disrespectful fool. The cost him his job at the UFC and he was bounced. Well he got a new job at upstart Bellator Fighting Championships when he decided to blog again with a headline that said, "Fuck an Obama." His genius post went on to intelligently say, "I could care less about the mother fucker...everywhere I turn I have to see his face or hear his fuckin' name...wtf? And the liberals and blacks are so happy because of change? All he is is a rich white guy with a tan...lol Shittt. I hope someone smokes that fucker..." and that's enough of the brilliant social commentary from, ahem, War Machine.

WM also frequently used the word "faggot" which is interesting Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver (Douche Machine) was arrested Saturday, February 8 at approximately 4 a.m. local time. According to Rivera, a citizen’s arrest was made of Koppenhaver on charges of misdemeanor battery. Now here's the rub, WM was arrested after getting into a fight at a gay night club. Krave, the night club where Mr. Machine got arrested, is described as a gay club, but very straight friendly.

Sounds like WM wasn't very friendly but is reportedly being comforted by friends Diego Sanchez and Clay Aiken. Bellator Fighting Championships has fired said moron and I can't wait for the next blog post.