Friday, September 30, 2011

Bellator 52: Picks For No Real Reason Because This "Tournament" Is Terrible


Bellator 52
Oct 01, 2011
Lake Charles, Louisiana
L'Auberge du Lac Casino Resort

The greatest Heavyweight tournament of all time begins this Saturday! I went 0-4, fucking 0-4 on Bellator last week but surely that can't happen again right? Of course not especially with all these elite fighters to choose from.

Main Card (MTV2)
Heavyweight Tournament Opening Round
Mark Holata vs. Ron Sparks Its 8 wins in a row for the furry Holata while the "Monster" is undefeated at 7-0. Whatever.
WINNER-Ron Sparks by Rd.2 TKO

Neil Grove vs. Mike Hayes Grove has the experience of losing to the Bellator Heavyweight Champion Kole Conrad but in the little show he's a big shark. Michael "PS" Hayes looks like he just stepped out of a bar for this and if you don't get the joke you are no true wrestling fan.
WINNER-Neil Grove by Decision

Blagoi Ivanov vs. Zak Jensen Zak is awful. Just awful. Blagoi is a Bulgarian with a cool name. These are gems of wisdom here people!
WINNER-Blagoi Ivanov by Decision

Eric Prindle vs. Abe Wagner Abe is known for KOing a 400 lb. Tim Sylvia and having no reason to nickname himself "Hurricane." Eric is the "Giant Ginger" who is almost too big for the Heavyweight division and too muscular to move.
WINNER-Abe Wagner by Decision

Prelims (Spike TV)
Cosmo Alexander vs. Josh Quayhagen
Genair da Silva vs. Bryan Goldsby
Nick Nichols vs. Matt Van Buren
Justin Frazier vs. Liron Wilson

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