UFC 100 Results: Champions Retain!

UFC 100 Results
Shannon Gugerty gets the early guillotine choke on Matt Grice prompting what would be a trend for the evening, me getting predictions dead wrong.
Tom Lawlor got busy quick pulling the upset and choking CB Dollaway into unconsciousness.
The "Donger" Dong Hyun Kim proved to me you should always go with your 1st instinct and not try to pick the upstart T.J. Grant who lost the decision.
Jon "Bones" Jones took out the ultra-boring Jake O'Brien with a nice guillotine choke in the 2nd.
Jim Miller and Mac Danzig stole the show in the "Fight Of The Night" with their bloody, gutsy war. In the end, the damage caused and superior wrestling got the job done for Jimmy via decision.
Mark Coleman defeats Stephan Bonnar by decision and my head is still spinning over this one. Boner, you just let an 85 year old man beat you. Your career is in serious trouble. Congrats to the Hammer I guess.
Yoshihiro Akiyama stole a Split-Decision win over Alan Belcher and his Kim Jong Il tattoo. "Sexyama" looked small compared to the "Talent" who seemed to have his way after the 1st round and even completely closed the eye of the "MJ Of MMA." The judges said nay to Alan and people on the net agree though I'm not sure why.
Dan Henderson absolutely floored Michael Bisping with that damn right hand and then dropped a bomb on his lifeless body. It was an emphatic demise for Mike's ego and Danny looked great and spry as a 25 year old. Just brutality and reality colliding and "Hendo" may yet get that rematch with Anderson Silva.
Georges St. Pierre ran a clinic on Thiago Alves pitching a no hitter decision win. Alves never got in the game and lost every single round. What can you say except GSP is ridiculously good. He even tore his groin in the 3rd and it affected him not. Geez, this guy is so brilliant to watch just out technique people making them look silly. Rumor says the winner of Kampmann/Swick gets the next shot. Neither deserve it, but they will be killed so who cares?
Brock Lesnar showed the class of a champion as he got the TKO on Frank Mir who tried to outstrike Lesnar's hand with his face. Very little effort on his back as Frankie just got school yard bullied and then Brock decided to talk shit when it was all done. What an arrogant ass and don't get things fucked up people, everyone is beatable, and Frank is known for getting stomped in his guard. Sable looks 60.
Jon Fitch came out cold after warming up all night to take the decision win over Paulo Thiago, who I must admit, looked better in this fight he lost, than he did in his win over Josh Koscheck. Jon is the perennial #2 in the division stuck behind GSP.
Pretty good event all things considered, and I got ran over in my picks going a sad 6-5. Hey, the Main Card is what is important right? Seacrest out. A special to Google Blogger for getting these results published so quickly, and with the picture.