MMA Melee: The "Ladies Night" Edition

Don't worry Brittany Palmer fans, she will be joining the UFC's ring girl roster full time when WEC and UFC merge along with the fetching Arianny Celeste and that horse looking thing. Though not originally announced, the Internet was a buzz with wonder as to the status of the beloved WEC ring girl. Enough board chatter got a statement from the UFC saying that Ms. Palmer would be a full time UFC ring girl. And the fanboys exhaled.

Jessica Rakoczy (1-3 MMA, 31-3 Boxing) has failed her post fight drug test by the Nevada State Athletic Commission and now faces a potential suspension of her fighting license.
This is the very first positive test for a female mixed martial artist in Nevada.

According to NSAC records, Rakoczy tested positive for the banned painkillers Oxymorphone and Oxycodone following her Oct. 9 win over Jennifer Scott under the Las Vegas-based MMA Xplosion banner.

The seemingly unstoppable Megumi Fujii, undefeated and riding a 22 fight winning streak, "Mega Megu," went to war with Zoila Frausto for 115 lb. Women's title and which would span the full 5 rounds.

When the scorecards were read, it would be Frausto who got the slight nod and Fujii had her 1st career loss. “Mega Megu” is now 22-1 with 1 TKO to her credit and an amazing 18 submission wins! The "Warrior Princess" is now 10-1 and a champion.

Kim “Sugar Free” (Milkin' It) Couture lost again at ROC 32 to bring her incredible record to 3-4. Kim was bloodied and beaten like she does to her “assistants (/lover, I’m not judging, just saying).” At least she is developing her own name and not living off her ex-husband. Your lesbian tirades that end in hand cuffs are much more entertaining than your attempts to fight. Seriously, she attacked her personal assistant, who really was dating her at the time I am not making this stuff up, and beat her ass until the police drug her away in cuffs. You are a terrible fighter but entertaining crazy person. Bravo.

Speaking of ladies, the UFC Cut List has struck again bouncing long time UFC veterans Gabe Gonzaga, Patrick Cote, & hopefully soon, Tito Ortiz. No word on the head of Ortiz yet but dark clouds are circling. I am loving this. Just watching him slowly fall.

Shane Carwin has pulled out of a bout (AGAIN) with an injury. This time Carwin needs back surgery and has canceled his fight with Roy Nelson. "Big Country" was actually coming back too soon from a knee injury just to do the fight for Dana and now will not get any opponent for the PPV. A pretty blatant dick move from Zuffa again while Shane continues to avoid fighting as much as possible.