Friday, May 04, 2018

MMA Melee: Fedor, Chuck Liddell, & Oscar De La Hoya?


Bellator News:

The Russians brought Mir crashing back to Earth yet again when "The Last Emperor" turned back time to the halcyon Pride days when he TKO'd Frank at Bellator 198. Fedor Emelianenko now advances in the Heavyweight (Open Weight) tournament and will face the liar, the despised, the fake, fraud of a human being, Chael Sonnen. Should Fedor lose to such a cunt MMAFO might have to walk away from the sport. Our candles are already lit to the MMA Gods.

The next portion of said weighted tournament occurs May 12th, when Light Heavyweight Champion Ryan Bader meets Muhammed "King Mo" Lawal.

Bellator President Scott Coker met with 50 Cent in "are you kidding me?" news. Coker told MMA Junkie, "I think he has a genuine interest in the business." That cannot mean anything good. 



Free Agent News:

Oscar De La Hoya is getting in to the MMA business and plans to sign legend Chuck Liddell! The "Iceman" is now 48 years old and is looking to humiliate Tito Ortiz for a 3rd time.

"Tito was always my favorite," Liddell stated. "One, he's easy; two, I never get tired of hitting the guy."

Once again, Chuck is 48!!


Johny Hendricks is testing the free agent market but "Pigg Rigg" is claiming he is working with the UFC to prove he can make the 170 lb. Welterweight limit! This is hilarious as Hendricks has missed weight 4 times (we're counting when he had to pull out before the weigh-ins as well) and has continually shown an inability to control his weight in and out of camp. By his own admission, Johny is currently over 200 lbs. and continues with his delusions.

MMAFO went 4-1 on the Bellator 198 picks. 

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