Sunday, August 05, 2018

UFC 227 Results: The GOAT Falls!


PPV Main Card Results:

T.J. Dillashaw TKO’d Cody Garbrandt with Strikes at 4:10 of the very 1st round to retain his Bantamweight title!

Wrecked him. Fucking wrecked him. Second verse, pretty much same as the 1st. Cody hurt TJ again, TJ got up and put away Cody. Garbrandt was on skates quicker this time and “Killashaw” lived up to the nickname throwing everything at “No Love.” Give Cody credit, he took a beatin’ and never stopped trying, but the referee saving he complained about was just.

Commentator Joe Rogan proclaimed Dillashaw the “greatest Bantamweight ever,” and somewhere in the back consoling a fellow Alliance fighter that lost earlier in the night, Dominick Cruz’s cauliflower ears perked up in anger. We’re not Cruz fans but we do kinda remember “The Dominator” running game at 135s for around 8 years. Let’s calm down a titch there Podcaster.

Henry Cejudo Upset Demetrious Johnson by Split Decision (48-47, 47-48, 48-47) in a stellar Flyweight fight to become the 2nd ever Flyweight Champion!

This is going to take a moment for MMAFO to process.

Renato Carneiro submitted Kevin Swanson by RNC at 4:15 of the opening round.

‘Bout time the Featherweights paid attention to old “Moicano.” Homie is now 5-1 in the UFC and is officially for realz. “Cub,” is on the way down but he’ll still deliver fun fights in his new role of Gatekeeper.

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J.J. Aldrich defeated Polyana Viana by Unanimous Decision (29-27, 29-28 2x).

Not really sure why people didn’t see this coming. MMAFO made some monies on JJ as the underdog bet! Thank ya lady. Somebody is going to need to show Poly how to throw a punch.

Thiago Santos defeated Kevin Holland by Unanimous Decision (29-26, 29-27 2x).

Yup. Kevin did his best to fill in on two weeks notice but he’s not near ready for this. Santos moving up to 205s is an interesting idea. More to come…

FX Prelims Results:

Pedro Munhoz defeated Brett Johns by Unanimous Decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-27).

Grappling beats striking 9 times out of 10.

Ricky Simon defeated Montez Jackson by Unanimous Decision (29-28, 30-27 2x).

Ricardo Ramos defeated Kyung Ho Kang by Split Decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28).

Sheymon Moraes defeated Matt Sayles by Unanimous Decision (29-28 3x).

TAKE A FUCKING POINT ALREADY! Moraes could not stop poking Sayles in the goddamn eyes and referee Blake Grice gave him warning after warning after warning. What is the point of having rules if they are not going to be enforced? Matt turned up the jets late but he ran out of time. At the very least this should’ve been ruled a Draw after Sheymon refused to follow the law. Fucking shite MMAFO is frustrated!

UFC Fight Pass Prelims Results:

Alex Perez KO’d Jose Torres with Punches 3:36 into the fight.

Weili Zhang defeated Danielle Taylor by Unanimous Decision (29-28 3x).

Anybody that can knock the boring ass Taylor out of the UFC (MMAFO drops to our knees praying) has earned our love!

Marlon Vera TKO’d Wuliji Buren with a crushing body shot at 4:53 of the 2nd round.

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