WARGODS: Ken Shamrock vs Tomato Can

Well this joke of a MMA event will be streaming live on our favorite MMA website Sherdog.com for free, so its worth at least a peek at the freak show.

Fight Card
Ken Shamrock vs. Ross Clifton Ross is a meager 6-8 in his MMA career and is a near 7 foot 370 lbs. of pure fat. Ken co-booked this event with the hopes of ending his 5 fight losing streak. Clifton has only lost 3 in a row and how funny would it be if he clocked Shamrock into unconsciousness? Still I kinda doubt it and feel a bit sad for this big sacrificial hippo.

WINNER-Shamrock by submission
Josh Haynes vs. Rafael Real "BTP" is famous for being the TUF punching bag in the UFC but like about a hundred other people is coming off a win over Sean Salmon. Rafael is 5-11. What a card.

WINNER-Mohawk by "bringing the pain"
Kyacey Uscola vs. BJ Lacy W-BJ *Fight Did Not Happen
Mike Moreno vs. Gary Padilla (rematch) W-Gary
Buddy Roberts vs. Wesley “Cabbage” Correira Cabbage is still fighting, who knew? W-Bud *Fight Did Not Happen
Isaac de Jesus vs. Ashe Bowman Wow, Ashe, a Lion's Den member made it on the card, shocker! W-Christ

Rick Reeves vs. Nathan James W-Rick Rude
Jennifer Tate vs. Jen Babcock W-Tate
Zoila Frausto vs. Karina Hallinan W-Who are these two?
Darrin Freeman vs. TBA W-TBA
Tonya Evinger vs. TBA W-Tonya *Fight Did Not Happen

Tank Abbott may or may not be fighting Mike Bourke depending on what the athletic commission decides. If it happens I'll take Tank by fix.

What a card, enjoy fight fans!