UFC 92 Results: The Ultimate Letdown

Patrick Barry made quick work of Dan Evensen via his vicious K-1 style leg kicks for a submission. People, the cat gave up verbally to the ref. Change your "Fight Finders" to sub Rd.1 2:36
Brad Blackburn decisions Ryo Chonan after 3 rounds and "too little, too late" for the Piranha. Props to Blackburn entering the arena to Michael Jackson's "Bad."
Matt Hamill TKO's Reese Andy in a lackluster affair of sloppy striking but retard strength takes the day.
Antoni Hardonk TKO's Mike Wessel in an exciting affair resembling Oleg Taktarov versus Tank Abbott back in the dizzay. Budonkadonk stays in the Heavyweight mix and I'd watch Wessel slug it out again for a fight he doesn't take on short notice.
Yushin Okami decisions Dean Lister in a fight the crowd absolutely loved. Lister pulls guard over and over and "Thunder" out-points him as expected. This tedious fight does nothing for Okami's bid for a title shot with Anderson Silva. Expect Thatles Leites to ink that contract soon.
Cheick Kongo elbowed Mustapha al Turk into oblivion. I'd like to see Kongo fight Junior Dos Santos next to push the big fella in a bout with a fellow big time striker.
Quinton Jackson KO'd Wanderlei Silva with a punch he threw while not even looking for the lucky win. Fuck "Rampage" for the extra striking on Wand as the referee is trying to pull him off. That's 3 unnecessary punches and if the UFC has any consistency for illegal "unnecessary roughness," they will fine Jackson huge for this despicable act. Remember, they fired "Babalu" Sobral for holding on to a choke after a tap and blacking out David Heath. Did I mention fuck "Rampage?"
CB Dollaway got a belated X-Mas gift from the ref in an early stoppage over Mike Massenzio via TKO. The 1 legged Mike actually seemed in control over the cocky Arizonan, but I still believe he was going to be TKO'd eventually while sprawled out so who cares?
Frank Mir had the most impressive performance of his career out-striking and TKOing the formerly unstoppable Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira in 2 rounds. Damn that was unexpected but amazing and "Big Nog" looked out of shape, flat footed, and old, getting knocked down 3 times in this bout. Frank let Brock Lesnar know he is coming for him next as the other Heavyweight Champion smiled and pointed to his next opponent. Mir looked great but it's still only 2 rounds so let the cardio questions remain though give Frank the day and the congrats in the fight of his life!
Rashad Evans curb stops Forrest Griffin after losing the 1st 2 rounds to the former champ, and then as per usual, found his rhythm and dropped Griffin and then curb stomped him into submission? The debate on whether or not Forrest tapped remains but the outcome does not. "Sugar" is a shitty nickname and maybe "Impressive" is more apt. Rashad has to be one of the most improved fighters I've ever seen. The guy is so quick and really talented in all areas of the game. Congratulations to the new champion who fights cocky, but is really humble and well spoken (the 2nd comment is a joke people) class act. His suits are straight pimp as well.

Afterthoughts:

Rashad Evans vs Quinton Jackson is most likely on the horizon and there are infinite possibilities for Forrest. I could see Antonio Noguiera vs Randy Couture soon in a "legends" bout. There is zero employment opportunity for Dan Stevenson in the UFC, fire him. Dean Lister's striking is like watching Michael Jordan swing at a baseball. Jesus, let Deaner go already and he can continue to be a great Jiu-Jitsu instructor and submission grappler only.

Finally and most painfully, the future of Wanderlei Silva is very uncertain. 1-4 in his last 5 fights with 3 leaving him in an unconscious heap shattering hopes of the legend returning to title contention. The suggestion of moving to Middleweight (185 lbs.) is always a possibility, but after the concussion syndrome in recent bouts, retirement, or at the very least, a looong layoff seem to be the reality. Everyone will always want to watch the uber-exciting "Axe Murderer," but should we when considering the health of the 32 year old figher who is 77 years old in combat age. Regardless, I mean irregardless, I still love the guy and he is an amazing legend and hall of famer. 6-4 on the picks and this event sucked as far as the guys I'm rooting for goes. K-1 Dynamite is next.

UFC 92: The Ultimate 2008 Predictions & Picks

UFC 92: The Ultimate 2008 DECEMBER 27, 2008

Main Card:
UFC "Interim" Heavyweight Champion Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira vs. Frank Mir I love both these guys and the Jiu-Jitsu war could be closer than people expect. However, Mir's striking and chin are no where near as elite as the unstoppable "Big Nog."

WINNER-Antonio "Coming To Kill Lesnar" Nogueira by TKO Rd. 2

UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Forrest Griffin vs. Rashad Evans Athleticism and highlight reel striking aside, I have changed my mind on this TUF alumni battle for the belt. Rashad looks great often after a slow start, while Griffin attacks you with a non-stop "I will out work you" approach that will give Evans fits. No doubt Randy Couture has worked with Griffin on avoiding the distance and that overhand right of death, so Forrest clinches and brawls to victory. Watch for Griffin to break Evans will at some point in the 3rd or 4th round as frustration leads to giving up.

WINNER-Forrest Griffin by points spread

Quinton Jackson vs. Wanderlei Silva 3 The "hat trick" is nearly impossible in any sport but Jackson's sketchy interviews this past week show a glaring lack of confidence and all around chaos in the mind of a man who once thought he was "god" on his way through the streets of California in a monster truck bearing his name. Wand is focused and full of hate for a man he just cannot stand the sight of. A "gong and dash" approach for Wand jumping all over Jackson leads to disarray for "Rampage" who is coming to this fight with court troubles looming, a new camp, and an "Axe Murderer" back to true form.

WINNER-Wanderlei Silva by god complex

Mostapha Al Turk vs. Cheick Kongo Well here is another opponent specifically brought in to build up the resume of one Kongo. Strikes, strikes, and more strikes en route to another KO victory. This cat going to fight anyone decent Joe Silva?

WINNER-The Kongo by the KO

C.B. Dollaway vs. Mike Massenzio Now here we have an entertaining and tough fight to call. Back in their amateur wrestling days, these 2 men met and battled never knowing the rematch would come all these years later in the MMA world. Mike has better submissions but I'd take CB on the feet anyday. I'm also not believing Massenzio can even pull guard to get this to the mat where he has a chance. Hopefully, the Dollaway arrogance has been abated and he will take things serious in a fight in which he must focus his full attention.

WINNER-Dollaway by 15:00 grindout
Prelims:
Yushin Okami vs. Dean Lister OK, why doesn't Yushin have his title shot against Anderson Silva again? Oh, they bi-passed him for Thales Leites and Patrick Cote eh? Seems fair. Somebody start standing up for "Thunder," the last man to defeat Anderson Silva mind you, and get him his damned title shot. Oh, yes, he grinds out Lister for the win.

WINNER-Thunder Okami by thunderous (maybe not) decision
Matt Hamill vs. Reese Andy Someone sign for Hamill to stop, Andy is a bloody pulp. I saw into the future there for a moment, and the future goes black for Reesey pooh.

WINNER-What? by TnayOh (TKO)
Ryo Chonan vs. Brad Blackburn And now the guys who can be good but are as consistent as something that is not very consistent. I writer beautiful. Ryo should win this but who the hell knows?

WINNER-Piranha by mysterious circumstances

Pat Barry vs. Dan Evensen The "Striking Viking" is put on the highlight reel again. And again he is the victim as the K-1 alum Barry destroys him in uno rounda.

WINNER-Pat Berry by Kwhollyshit
Antoni Hardonk vs. Mike Wessel Leg kick, Thai clinch, leg kick, Thai clinch, you fall down now. Me the Donk win for you fans.

WINNER-Hardonkadonk by TKO

The Best MMA Moments Of 2008

FighterOfTheYear- Gegard "The Young Vagabond" Mousasi (24-2-1) Barely known in the United States at the beginning of the year, the then 18-2-1 Armenian/Dutchman who trains with the Red Devil International team, began the year at Hardcore Championship Fighting besting Chute Boxe's Evangelista Santos, and ended the year with the DREAM promotion as its Middleweight Grand Prix Champion. He would fight 6 times in '08 besting Steve Mensing, Dong Sik Yoon, Melvin Manhoef, Ronaldo Souza, and the aforementioned "Cyborg." An amazing year for an amazing fighter and the best informative article can be found here http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/europes-best-kept-secret-10092

FightOfTheYear- Joachim "Hellboy" Hansen vs Eddie Alvarez It was a 15:00 minute war during DREAM's Lightweight Grand Prix Quarterfinals on May 11, 2008. Joachim was the vicious striker from Norway who ran headfirst into Alvarez the KO machine from Philly. There was no feeling out process, just two men throwing to kill for the entire duration. Multiple knockdowns for both men and a blitzkrieg match that ended with the judges awarding Eddie the win.

KnockoutOfTheYear- Everyone's favorite explosivo finish had a plethora of candidates this year. Rashad Evans stunned the world and Chuck Liddell. Rory Markham stole a win from Brodie Farber with an amazing head kick. Josh Koscheck put Yoshiyuki Yoshida to sleep for some time. For me, the award goes to little known Jeremy Stephens Mortal Kombat style uppercut of death to Rafael Dos Anjos at UFC 91.

SubmissionOfTheYear- Mitsurhiro "The Endless Warrior" Ishida got back on track with the slickest jumping armbar over Justin Wilcox at Strikeforce @ The Playboy Mansion II. Sorry Aoki.

BreakoutFighterOfTheYear- Demian Maia The Sao Paulo Super-Star sprung into the UFC winning all 4 of his fights by submission. Making opponents look silly with his impression of Royce Gracie circa UFC 1 & 2. The Wanderlei Silva protege can pull guard or grind out at dirty fight (like with Jason MacDonald) but one way or another, you are going to tap.

MMA Melee 12/22/08

Mirko Cro Cop has accepted a MMA rules fight with Hong-Man Choi at k-1 Dynamite. The "Techno Goliath" had these choice words for the Croatian. "Mirko Cro Cop has had some spectacular finishes but he has been pretty boring in his last few fights. I’m not afraid of him, I know he’s a very smart fighter but I intend to take him down and quickly finish the fight." Alistair Overeem is also after Flipovic and will competing at the same event versus Sergei Kharitonov. The "Demolition Man" recently spoke about the cancelled rematch with Cro Cop saying, "This really pissed me off because now my fight was cancelled because this douche-bag didn’t want to fight me while he was saying nobody wants to fight him. That’s crap, and that’s why I grabbed the microphone, and I’ll keep doing so until I get this fight. I will get him." To add to the carousel, K-1 "bad boy" Badi Hari (who was DQ'd in the finals of this years k-1 World Grand Prix) called out Overeem and said, "MMA is for pussies and huggers and K-1 is the real sport." In all this mess Kharitonov is the silent Russian who actually has a KO win over Alistair in October of '07 and should do it again. All the named parties will be in attendance and not doubt talking shit.

MMA fighter Justin Levens (28), and his wife, Sara McLean-Levens (25) were found shot to death in their California home. The Orange County Register details that both were scheduled to appear in court where they faced charges of assault with a deadly weapon on the day the shootings occurred. An earlier report filed by Josh Hart noted that according to a report from NBC Sports, police will continue ballistics, residue and toxicological testing, which will help them definitively make a ruling on the crime. They are looking at the tragic scenario of murder-suicide.

Former WWE wrestler Bobbly Lashley won his MMA pro debut at MFA by TKO (cut) in a mere 41 seconds. The Heavyweight continues to train with American Top Team. Future opponents possibly include Kimbo Slice and Roy Nelson at an as yet named promotion. The wrestling company TNA is reportedly also trying to lure Lashley back into the scripted world of "Professional Wrestling."

The winner of the upcoming GilbertYvel and Josh Barnett fight will face the winner of Fedor Emelianenko/AndreiArlovski (bouts at Affliction's 2nd show "Day Of Reckoning" in January) for the WAMMA title. How Yvel deserves a title shot if the stars collide and he upsets Barnett is beyond me. The Dutch fighter has bitten an opponent, repeatedly poked an adversary's eyes, and once even assaulted a referee, yet California managed to give him a license to fight anyway.

Satoshi Ishii, a 21 year old Beijing Super Heavyweight Judo Gold Medalist is a hot commodity today with DREAM and the UFC trying to sign the fighter who is training with the aforementioned American Top Team. He has said he wants to fight in the UFC but a recent reported offer of $5 million from DREAM may just sway his decision.

Diego Sanchez is reportedly moving to Lightweight (which he said he would never do) to face fellow TUF winner Joe Stevenson. This could be a real kick ass fight and if the "Nightmare's" body adjusts well to the weight cut, he will be devastating at his new home.
A little humor as Ken Shamrock will attempt to fight in the main event of "Valentines Eve Massacre" on Feb. 13, 2009 at the Selland Arena in Fresno, California. Ken will be joined by his son Ryan Shamrock on the card, which is being promoted by Ken Shamrock Productions and War Gods. He just won't give up and has actually been forced to create fight cards so he can be a part of them. Sad indeed.
Former UFC Heavyweight Champion Randy Couture has signed on for a major role in Sylvester Stallone's next action project, titled The Expendables. Couture joins a cast including action stars Jet Li, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren and Academy Award winner Forest Whitaker. The $60 million feature centers on a group of mercenaries sent to overthrow against a ruthless dictator. Could be interesting.

Roli Delgado defeated John Polakowski by Submission (Guillotine choke). 2Rd 2:18
Shane Nelson beat George Roop with a Decision (Split). 15:00
Tom Lawlor took Kyle Kingsbury by Decision (Unanimous). 15:00
Eliot Marshall destroyed Jules Bruchez and won by Submission (Rear-Naked Choke). 1Rd 1:27
Krzysztof Soszynski out slopped Shane Primm by Submission (Kimura). 2Rd 3:27
Junie Allen Browning bested "Big Head Target" David Kaplan by Submission (Armbar) just as the UFC planned. 2Rd 1:32
Wilson Gouveia throttled Jason MacDonald into Submission (Elbows). 1Rd 2:18
Anthony Johnson KO'd Kevin Burns into next week (Head Kick). 3Rd 0:28
Ryan Bader upset Vinicius Magalhaes with a clubbing TKO (Punches). 1Rd 2:18
Efrain Escudero did as I thought and held down Phillipe Nover for the Decision (Unanimous). 15:00

Yes yes, reporting late but there wasn't much to report on this Ultimate Finale of the lame. Eliot and Johnson looked impressive, and Wilson Gouveia put himself in the Middleweight title hunt but the TUF winners, eh. Picks 8-2 and that counts me confusing Roli & John in their bout but I still scored the winner. Ha! Better things to come.

The Ultimate Fighter Finale #8

Maybe its nitpicking but what is with all the retarded nicknames guys are coming up with these days ("The Hater Hurter," "Buckets Of Blood." "The Polish Experiment," "The Crazy Cuban," "The Filthy Mauler," "The Insane 1,"& Junie "McShithead")? At anywho, the Ultimate Fighter 8 was filled with eating each others bodily functions, tantrums that should have gotten people thrown in jail, not to mention kicked off the show, KO's of guys that can't be KO'd, 2 good coaches, and 1 shitty season of fighters which will probably produce about (maybe) 5 guys who will still be employed in the UFC next year. I'd say this is a lame roster, but so was the UFN 16 which produced spectacular jaw dropping fights. So on to it shall we?

MAIN CARD
Efrain Escudero vs. Phillipe Nover The Lightweight Finale features 2 good prospects but 1 gets the honors. If you check the rap sheet you notice one guy has more experience and is cerebral under pressure. 1 is untested and 1 is more ready than the other. Phillipe "Navidad" has a chance to become a real talent in a few years for the most competitive division in the UFC, but this night go with the durable though maybe boring guy, who has the ability to earn more points in a close affair.

WINNER-"F'N" Escudero

Ryan Bader vs. Vinicius Magalhaes The Light Heavyweight showdown is similar in that Bader relies too much on his wrestling ability, but Vinny also relies heavily upon his Jiu-Jistsu. The difference maker is that Maghal is far superior when employing his strengths though he has a weak record and does not like to exchange on the feet. This could be closer than people expect and I am tempted to "Upset Pick" Bader upon his power but after UFN 16's debacle of picks I'm playing it safe.

WINNER-"Pezao" by decision
Kevin Burns vs. Anthony Johnson The "eye poke" rematch brings these 2 men back together after "Rumble" took a finger from Burns deep into his eye. Anthony was winning the 1st affair until the injury halted the fight and the referee wrongly awarded the victory to Kev via TKO. Revenge comes swiftly with a "muscle twitch" TKO from Rumble this time.

WINNER-Anthony Johnson by I already told you how
Wilson Gouveia vs. Jason MacDonald I do love it when fighters miss weight and Wilson missed it by a good 4 pounds! Inexcusable but the "Athlete's" superior stamina and striking will make it a long night for Gouveia. Will always has question marks around his gas tank as well as his willingness to lay everything on the line to win. MacDonald does the exact opposite giving his all in every fight and has too many ways to win this bout.

WINNER-Jason MacDonald by decision
Junie Browning vs. Dave Kaplan I am so pissed they let this little shit fight on the show and now the finale that I don't want to write a damn thing about him. UFC matchmaker Joe Silva hands fuckstick a win.

WINNER-Asshole by TKO

PRELIMS
Shane Primm vs. Krzysztof Soszynski Time for the "Polish Experiment" to come up with a new nickname and get his 1st win in the UFC after doing decent in the minor leagues once called the IFL.

WINNER-Krzystof by bludgeoning
Jules Bruchez vs. Eliot Marshall Never take the guy who is making his "Pro" MMA debut in the UFC against a guy with elite level Jiu-Jitsu.

WINNER-Eliot by I'm just spit balling here, submission?
Kyle Kingsbury vs. Tom Lawlor Oh jesus let this be the only time we see these 2 guys in the UFC.

WINNER-Tom Lawler
Shane Nelson vs. George Roop Ole Roopy brings a lot of heart to the gym but BJ Penn trained Nelson should find a way to win on the floor

WINNER-Shane Nelson by submission
John Polakowski vs. Roli Delgado I'm already giggling to myself wondering what "Aw shucks lets hug" antics will be coming by way of Roli Poli. The reach could cause some trouble for Delgado but his non-stop balls out attack with eventually get the better of the lanky skinny slim jim John.

WINNER-"Buckets Of Blood" (Really, that's Roli's nickname)

UFN 16: Violent Injuries In Front Of The Troops

I renamed last nights event "UFN 16: Violent Injuries In Front Of The Troops," because that is exactly what we had on a few different occasions. My diatribe against war and our troops be damned, we've got to talk about the night that was, and the careers that may have ended. Oh, and the idiot troops did to the USA, USA, chant for Swick (USA) during his fight with Goulet (Canadian).

Josh Koscheck stood Yoshiyuki Yoshida up against the fence with a straight right, and ended his evening with a KO right hook. Emphatic to say the least, it sure was nice to see the UFC conducting interviews in the Octagon as "Zenko" still laid motionless. Yoshida is fine and was released from the hospital later that evening. I will never again refer to Kos' stand up skills as "improving." Be afraid of this ever impressing fighter.

Mike "Quick" Swick, oh crap the fight is already over. Jon Goulet shockingly got KO'd in 33 seconds. Anyway........

On to our 2nd brutal injury of the night. Steve Cantwell snapped Razak Al-Hassan's arm like a twig in their 1 round affair. Both men looked pretty good but then Razak went to employ his worthless in MMA taekwondo, and once to the floor, the 22 year old Cantwell locked on an armbar. Credit to Razak he did not tap, instead settling for a dislocated arm which looked broken initially. Props to the ref for stepping in to save the fighter. Steve has an impressive UFC debut, and Razak, I hope we see you again in 9 months.

Tim Credeur really surprised and impressed me by hurting Nate Loughran to the body, head, and to his pride forcing the formerly undefeated kid unable to answer the call of the 3rd round via TKO rib injury (possibly broken). Tim was all over the kid putting together combo's and didn't even have to use his Blackbelt in Jiu-Jistsu.

Jim Miller took a unanimous decision over Matt Wiman after only 1 weeks notice and coming off of his honeymoon! I didn't think his cardio would hold up but he dismantled Matt in every facet of the fight. You could tell Miller was getting winded toward the mid-2nd round but pushed through and I'm going to keep preaching, Jim and his brother Dan Miller are going to be stars! Oh and Matt is still overrated.

Ben Saunders unloaded what has to be a record consecutive set of Muay Thai knee's to the head of Brandon Wolff. It was an unstoppable display and in the end when the poor kid fell and the slaughter was over, Wolff's head looked worse than Hasim Rahman's after his fight with Evander Holyfield. "Killa-B," whya gotta be so mean?

Finally, the worst injury of the night which came in only the 2nd fight of the night. Corey Hill lost via TKO (leg injury) when he snapped his leg in 2 striking Dale Hartt. Dale didn't see at 1st and took Corey down, who in turn with snapped twig flapping in the wind, tried to secure a kimura and didn't even scream! The ref halted things as shock filled Hill's face and Dale visibly upset paced the cage as doctors attended to the fallen fighter. My best to Corey, he's a good guy, but this is going to be a hard injury to return from. Let's hope he can make a comeback in due time.

Steve, Justin, and Luigi all won their fights as well.

A mouse the likes I have never seen from a blitzkrieg of knees, 4 ridiculous KO's, and 2 injuries I hope to never see likes of again. A show that really had to be seen to be believed. God forgive you if you were just being lazy and didn't go over to your friends house to watch the fight but instead went to bed like a pussy and missed everything. And the tapes and video will never surface again.

Picks Record 6-4

Cory Hill vs Dale Hartt

This video of Cory Hill vs Dale Hartt ends violently, with a broken leg snapped in 2. PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED

UFC: Fight For The Troops or how I learned to stop worrying and call it UFC Fight Night 16

Wow is this card ugly. I mean free is free but this roster is filled with fighters who will not be in the UFC next year. The IFL with its current roster could out perform this event in David Spades. The main event is good but then it drops off a fucking cliff. I guess they figure, hey, the military is full of morons and they just want to see some guys throwing bones anyway. Gee, I wonder if they will cheer USA, USA, during the main event. Oh, our boys in green, well oiled sheep given leave to imbibe as much alcohol as they can before they go home and frag each other in the showers.
I don't wanna sound unhappy or belligerent toward our troops who risk their lives in ignorant battles for no purpose and supposedly America. The event will help raise funds for the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which provides support for severely wounded military personnel and veterans and the families of bla bla bla. So what if they signed up because they are dumb enough to buy into the propaganda the Washington puppet masters are selling them and kinda really deserve what they get since they got huge erections killing "towel heads" and basically any "foreign looking" people while wanting to live a real life "Call Of Duty" game.

Am I off the subject here? Oh yes, the fights.........
Main Card
Welterweight bout: Josh Koscheck vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida I respect Kos more and more every time he fights including the short notice loss to Thiago Alves. He is really improving his standup, has cardio for days, really an iron chin, and of course silly sick wrestling. "Zenko" returns to the UFC for his 2nd bout, bringing the stand up pain. Me gut tells me after a frustrating loss to Alves, pity the opponent who stand before Kos. It should be a good war and I could go on and on about how it will go down, but an angry "Blanket" is a winner.

WINNER-Koscheck by Decision
Welterweight bout: Jonathan Goulet vs. Mike Swick Goulet really? How many times does he get to come back with an average 4-3 UFC record and consistently be the most inconsistently fighter alive? Jesus. Well, Swick is again given an opponent he can defeat (Dana must really like this guy, I mean reallylike, wink wink, nod, nod) as he continues his slow ride into the Welterweight division. Lets just hope he returns to the days of "Quick" Swick and ends this fast.

WINNER-Swick by TKO early
Middleweight bout: Tim Credeur vs. Nate Loughran I actually like Nate to "upset" this season TUF fighter. Tim is ok at most everything but great at nothing. Loughran is an undefeated long limbed submission fighter who should at the very least control the action on the ground for a decision at worst and a submission win at best.

UPSET PICK WINNER-Nate Loughran
Light Heavyweight bout: Steve Cantwell vs. Razak Al-Hassan Stevie comes into the UFC as the former WEC Light Heavyweight Champion until they dissolved his division and brought him up to the big show. Razak (sweet name) is the unknown fighter @ 6-0 who seems to be well rounded.

WINNER-The former champ by grueling decision
Lightweight bout: Matt Wiman vs. Jim Miller "Handsome" upset Thiago Tavares and no nickname Miller upset David Baron in their previous bouts. I'm not to impressed with Wiman and kinda feel his shocker was a fluke. Mill takes this on literally a week's notice so I worry about his conditioning but think normally he would spank Matt.

AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT WINNER-Dammit,....Wiman
Prelims
Welterweight bout: Luigi Fioravanti vs. Brodie Farber Two guys coming off losses and trying to stay employed.

WINNER-Luigi
Welterweight bout: Steve Bruno vs. Johnny Rees Two guys coming off losses and trying to stay employed (I'm noticing a theme developing here).

WINNER-Ground warrior Rees?
Lightweight bout: Ben Saunders vs. Brandon Wolff I luv "Killa-B" but no so sure how goodly he can really be. Don't know the Wolff so I'm going with the guy I want to win.

WINNER-Benny & His Jets
Lightweight bout: Corey Hill vs. Dale Hartt Super-Tall Guy vs. 5'10 guy. Both coming off losses (shocker). Who wins who cares?

WINNER-Tall-Guy
Heavyweight bout: Eddie Sanchez vs. Justin McCully Ah, the battle of the worst Heavyweights in the UFC today. Loser gets a pink slip. Unfortunately, that means the other stays employed. Too bad.

WINNER-Dirty Sanchez by TKO

Seriously though, I could give a shit less about our troops getting hurt over seas since they should be brought home to fix America before we try to police the world. They signed up for it, and until everyone takes responsibility demanding our politicians bring our boys home from all the countries around the world, to mind our own business and take care of our own business, fuck em. What can I say, I'm a patriot.

Manny Pacquiao defeats Oscar De La Hoya

Manny Pacquiao defeated Oscar De La Hoya by TKO on Saturday (December 6th). Widely considered the best Pound 4 Pound fighter in boxing today, "Pac-Man" dominated the "Golden Boy" with superior speed and surprising power. Oscar had no answers for the smaller challenger whose strikes closed the left eye of De La Hoya causing him to be unable to answer the bell for the 9th round. The fight was never close as Manny won all 8 of the preceding rounds and was bashing the 35 year old fighter who seemed stuck in cement.

Manny Pacquiao has won 4 world titles in different weight divisions. The Welterweight fight (147 lbs.) seemed to be too much for the Filipino who usually fights at around 130 lbs., or so we thought. The current WBC Lightweight Champion, former WBC Super Featherweight Champion, Ring Magazine's super featherweight and featherweight champion, world champion at IBF Super Bantamweight, and WBC Flyweight divisions, is 53-3 with a 9 fight winning streak! Impressive to say the least, Pac-Man is one of the few boxers in the world that is always entertaining and never stops his assault on opponents.

Though the career of Oscar De La Hoya may be over, let us not forget he has defeated seventeen world champions and has won ten world titles in six different weight classes. He has also generated more money than any other boxer in the history of the sport. The "Golden Era" may be over, but the 39-6 boxer is a 1st ballot "Hall Of Famer" and the consummate professional and gentleman.

Remy Bonjasky 2008 K-1 World Champion

Remy "The Flying Gentleman" Bonjasky (36-10) became a 3 time K-1 World Grand Prix Champion on Saturday (December 6th). He defeated Jerome Le Banner by TKO, Gokhan Saki by KO and Badr Hari by DQ to become the 2008 GP champion. Remy dominated the 1st round action and knocked down Hari. Badr lost his mind after a flurry attack that had Remy rocked and then took him to the floor. Unfortunately, Hari continued his assault with a stomp to the downed opponent and as the referee pulled him off he tried to punch and fight. An obvious disqualification and despicable act but Bonjasky still gets the win and becomes the champion again. Another great win for the 32 year old Netherland fighter.

MMA Melee 12/3/08

Diego Sanchez, who I always thought was gay, not that there's anything wrong with that, broke up with his girlfriend, UFC ring girl Ali Sonoma!! The unbelievably beautiful Ali announced on her MySpace page, "As some of you know I was in a almost 2 year relationship with UFC fighter Diego Sanchez, a man who proposed to me after 4 weeks of dating…Diego recently decided he can’t have both: he can’t have the relationship and be the champion. Sigh…and that’s ok…I am the kind of person I believe everything happens for a reason, due to God’s will and his plan for us." Obviously god's plan includes myself and Miss Sonoma in a future relationship. And this does prove Sanchez is gay, not that there is anything wrong with that, and an apparent idiot.

Fedor Emelianenko has opted out of his American Press Tour in order to prepare for his January battle with Andrei Arlovski. Fedor was apparently disappointed with his performance (Bronze Medal) at the recent Sambo competitions in Russia. Upon hearing the news of the “Last Emperor’s” return to focus, the “Pitbull” responded, “Aw shit! Now I’s taste pee pee.”

Matt Lindland’s scheduled brawl with newly crowned Strikeforce Light Heavyweight Champion Renato “Babalu” Sobral has been changed to Vitor Belfort because Affliction believes it will draw more interest. One has to wonder why, as Lindland has barely competed in MMA in the last few years and Belfort, who has a 3 fight winning streak at his new Middleweight, has not resembled the “Phenom” of his youth for quite some time. I picture a hug-fest but here’s hoping Babs lands a decent opponent for the show.

Jorge Gurgel, my wish is granted as you have been given the old heave ho from the UFC. The “Jiu-Jitsu Wizard” kept his fights on the feet (where he is adequate at best and a punching bag at worst) earning him a 3-4 record, a broken jaw, and MMA fans wondering where this fantastical Jiu-Jitsu that has been witnessed as much as the Yeti, is lurking? Jorge has already signed to Strikeforce and says he is no longer going to try and make fights exciting for the fans and fun for him, but he’ll use his “superior” Jiu-Jistu to gain wins and an eventual invitation back to the UFC.

Rameau Sokodjou has also received the boot from the UFC after dismal performances against Lyoto Machida & Luiz Cane while gaining his 1 win over an overweight yet undersized Nakamura. Look for the Team Quest prospect to learn to take a punch and gain some cardio in a smaller promotion as his name will get him signed. If he does not fix his obvious flaws (attack, attack more, if they don’t fall, get pummeled and quit) he will be the 2 hit wonder that shocked the world with upsets over Antonio Rogerio Nogueira and Ricardo Arona.

Speaking of the BTT tank, Ricardo Arona having taken almost 2 years off is now ready to return to action in MMA for 2009. After taking care of family affairs and some much deserved rest, Arona (age 30) has established a gym near his home and the desire for combat competition as been refueled. Expect the "Brazilian Tiger" to pummel and punish upon his return. He is currently entertaining offers from multiple MMA companies.

Rematch city these days in MMA as Jens Pulver vs Uriah Faber II is in the works after the “California Kid’s” title loss to Mike Thomas Brown. The kid rode a 13 fight win streak and if ever anyone deserved an immediate rematch, he does. Still, it should be a good slugfest like the 1st one. The proposed fight between Chuck Liddell and Randy Couture for the 4th freaking time has everyone scratching their heads including the participants. Both men are expressing their displeasure at the idea and neither party has signed a contract. Hey, how about Chuck vs Anderson Silva like I said the 1st fucking time? Wanderlei Silva vs Quinton Jackson III is this December but unlike most “rubber” matches the “Axe Murderer” has won the 1st 2 meetings! Seems a bit silly. Why not resign the has-beens and have Ken Shamrock vs Tito Ortiz 4?

The WEC 37 is tomorrow and though MMAFO is not making predictions, you should tune in to Versus to watch the smaller weights throwdown. "Skinny guys fight until they're burger."

MMA December Calendar

The end of the year is always a busy time for MMA fans as promotions stack their fight cards to gain the biggest buys in a hotly contested Holiday season. Here's a quick look at what is to come.........

• WEC 37 December 3 (Versus)
• UFC Fight For The Troops December 10 (Spike TV)
• Adrenaline 2 December 11 (HDNet)
• Ultimate Fighter Finale 8 December 13 (Spike TV)
• UFC 92: The Ultimate December 27 (PPV)
• K-1 Dynamite! (????)

That is around 60 fights for your MMA viewing enjoyment. Ho, ho, ho.

MMA Classic Photo #4 Sudo Respect

Mixed Martial Arts Hall Of Fame

MMAFO has noticed that there is no universal "Hall Of Fame" for mixed martial arts and free fight warriors. We aim to remedy that situation with the 1st 10 inductees into the soon to be hallowed hall. This is not a popularity poll, but based upon their career body of work and talents.

• Rickson Gracie 11-0 Though the legend has him at around 400-0, in Jiu-Jistu, Sambo, freestyle wrestling, and Vale Tudo fighting. There is no doubt he is a Sambo gold medalist, 2-time Brazilian wrestling champion, and Middle-Heavyweight and Open Weight World Jiu-Jistu champion for almost 2 decades. The cocky 8th degree blackbelt is without a doubt a pioneer of the sport
• Royce Gracie 14-3-3 At 6'1, 171 lbs., Royce began the rise of Jiu-Jistsu in America by besting much larger and stronger opponents winning the UFC tournaments for UFC 1, 2, and 4! Royce had legendary fights against Kimo, Ken Shamrock, Hidehiko Yoshida, and an hour and a half fight with Kazushi Sakuraba. Royce was a submission master before the art was even known in most parts of the world and is still legendary in many fans eyes
• Fedor Emelianenko 28-1 The "Last Emperor" has tasted defeat once in a 9 year MMA career via a cut, which he would later avenge. He would command the MMA team the "Red Devils" and has won 2 Rings Heavyweight Tournaments, 2004 Pride Grand Prix, the Pride FC Heavyweight Championship, WAMMA Heavyweight Championship, as well as Russian National Champion in Judo, and Sambo Championships in 1997 (2), 1998, 2002 (3), 2005, 2006, 2007 (2), and 2008. Widely considered the best pound for pound fighter in all the world, the Russian is one of the most well rounded MMA artists who has 6 (T)KO's and 15 submission wins. Emelianenko holds wins over Antonio Nogueira (2), Mark Coleman, Mirko Flipovic, Heath Herring, Renato Sobral, and Mark Hunt
• Wanderlei Silva 32-8-1 The "Axe Murderer" was the Pride Middleweight Champion for 6 years, the 2oo6 Pride Grand Prix Champion, and IVC Light Heavyweight Champion. Known for his brutal non-stop stand up attack style, Silva had impressive wins over Kazushi Sakuraba (3 times), Quinton Jackson (twice), Ricardo Arona, Hidehiko Yoshida, Kazuyuki Fujita, and Keith Jardine. He is a devastating striker with an amazing chin and ability to withstand punishment.
• Kazushi Sakuraba 24-11-1 "The Gracie Hunter" is known as a cerebral fighter with amazing submission skills and unorthodox striking. Always gentle and smiling outside the ring, inside he bested such fighters as Carlos Newton, Vitor Belfort, Royler Gracie, Royce Gracie, Renzo Gracie, Ryan Gracie, Quinton Jackson, and Ken Shamrock. Sakuraba came from "Professional Wrestling" but fought any man at any weight class becoming the biggest star in all of Japan. He is an UFC Ultimate Japan Tournament Winner and has come back from almost certain defeat to claim victory in many a match.
• Matt Hughes 42-7 The greatest Welterweight fighter of all time held the UFC's title for 3 years overpowering and out thinking opponents like Frank Trigg (2), BJ Penn, Georges St. Pierre, Royce Gracie, Carlos Newton (2), Hayato Sakurai, and Sean Sherk with his patented wrestling and submission style. Matt Hughes at one time had an 18 fight winning streak (T)KOing 15 and submitting 18 men in his professional career!
• Bas Rutten 28-4-1 "El Guapo" was the perennial all around fighter winning 12 fights by (T)KO and 13 by submission. A 3 time King Of Pancrase, UFC Heavyweight Champion, had a 22 fight winning streak and though retired in 2006, he had not lost a fight since 1995! Bas has notable wins over Frank Shamrock (2), Guy Mezger, Maurice Smith (2), Vernon White, and Kevin Randleman.
• Dan Henderson 23-7 "Hendo," or "Hollywood," helped to form the MMA squad called Team Quest and is the only fighter to ever hold the Pride FC Middleweight and Pride FC Light Heavyweight titles at the same time. Dan was also a 2 time Greco-Roman Wrestling Olympian for U.S.A. and won the UFC 17 Middleweight Tournament as well as the Pride FC 2005 Middleweight Grand Prix. His right hand is known for its KO ability and he has successful wins over Wanderlei Silva, Vitor Belfort, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Renato Sobral, Murilo Rua, Murilo Bustamante (2), and Kazuo Misaki.
• Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira 31-4-1 "Minotauro" is the current "Interim" UFC Heavyweight Champion, was the 1st Pride FC Heavyweight Champion, the King Of Kings 2000 Tournament winner, and is a Brazilian Blackbelt genius who has never been stopped in a 36 fight career! With 20 submissions on his resume, "Big Nog" has beaten Mark Coleman, Jeremy Horn, Heath Herring (3), Bob Sapp, Semmy Schilt, Josh Barnett, Mirko Flipovic, Tim Sylvia, and many more.
• Mark Coleman 15-8 "The Hammer" was almost unstoppable at the height of his career winning UFC Tournaments 10 and 11, was the 1st ever UFC Heavyweight Champion, and the Pride FC 2000 Open Weight Grand Prix. A two time Mid-American Conference wrestling champion Coleman also competed on the 1992 Olympic team. The "Godfather Of Ground And Pound," Mark helped invent the ground punishing style in almost every MMA fighters tool box today. He founded the successful fight team Hammer House and has beaten Don Frye (2), Dan Severn, Kazuyuki Fujita, Igor Vovchanchyn, and Allen Goes.

If you are wondering why Randy Couture, Oleg Taktarov, Ken Shamrock, Frank Shamrock, Don Frye, Dan Severn, or Pat Miletich were omitted from the Hall Of Fame list, they either aren't 1st ballot entries, or possibly don't belong. Something to discuss either way. MMAFO wishes you a happy Thanksgiving and remember, this list is unfallible.

MMA Melee 11/24/08

While older brother Fedor Emelianenko suffered his 1st combat loss since 2000 at they recent Sambo Competitions, his younger brother Aleksander Emelianenko (14-3), scored a first-round knockout of South Korean prospect Sang Soo Lee (10-5) at M-1 Challenge 9. Aleks has won 5 fights in a row and I would love to see him signed to fight for any of the MMA promotions in America!

Alistair Overeem will most likely face Mirko Cro Cop in a rematch at the New Year's Eve K-1 Dynamite show. Their 1st meeting ended with Overeem landing at least 4 knee's to the groin on Mirko causing a doctor's stoppage. The bad blood has continued as Alistair continues to call out Cro Cop saying, “I’m afraid Mirko is trying to run from me again. FEG wants to make it happen, I would like nothing more than get my hands on him again and I know that the fans would like to see a definite ending as well, so the only obstacle here is Cro Cop. He’s the one who hasn’t signed the contract yet and he’s the one who is trying to avoid fighting me again because he knows that he will get his ass kicked again.” Mirko is a man of honor and win or lose, expect him to sign this contract.

It is official and Denis Kang signed a 4 fight deal with the UFC. His 1st opponent looks like Alan Belcher at UFC 93 in January.

Jon Fitch you're fired! Oh wait, they have hired you back again. The bad ass Welterweight was recently fired by Dana White after a dispute over his likeness being used in the UFC video game. It should be noted this is one of the reasons Randy Couture walked away from the UFC after their most recent dispute. Jon fights with "Crazy" Bob Cook's AKA gym and has always had a heated partnership with Zuffa. Initially fired, Fitch was resigned after an undisclosed agreement was reached. Fellow AKA members Josh Koscheck, Christian Wellisch, and Cain Velasquez. All the fighters are asking for is to be paid for their likeness being used in the video game instead of getting absolutely nothing. Dana White, you're a dick.

Fabricio Werdum you're fired. Wait, oh yes, he is still fired. Werdum had no idea he was canned from the UFC after losing to Junior dos Santos until the media began calling asking what he was going to do next. The guy who should have gotten the title shot against Randy Couture was not informed by the UFC that he would not get the final 4 fights on his contract until later in the week. Look for Werdum to land on his feet at any of the major MMA promotions. Dana White you're a dick.

The WEC and Strikeforce are currently in the lead to land female MMA's leading lady Gina Carano. After stating he would never have a woman's division, Dana White offered Carano a spot on the WEC shows where she would fight in feature bouts where an opponent would be brought in to face Gina, but there would not be a female division. I'm voting for Strikeforce.

Chuck Liddell is not going to fight Anderson Silva as previously rumored, instead being offered a Heavyweight fight against Randy Couture for the 4th time. Randy won their 1st bout and was then KO'd twice in following fights. This is simply a "name vs name" fight to take place in Germany where Randy speaks the language fluently. I see no reason for this fight whatsoever and would much rather see the Anderson Silva bout. Zuffa has yet to ask for my opinion on the matter.

And finally, Josh Thompson is feeling his oats as the Strikeforce Lightweight Champion saying, "I'm looking for big fights. I'd love to fight Ralph Gracie. I'd love to fight Frank Shamrock. I'd like to fight Eddie Alvarez. I'd like to fight those guys. And those to me, and Joachin Hansen, they warrant coming in off the street to get an automatic title shot -- or like a union fight or superfight." Careful what you wish for "Punk" but I would like to see the tough champion tested.

Fedor Emelianenko Loses Sambo Championship To Blagoi Ivanov

Fedor Emelianenko Loses To Blagoi Ivanov In World Combat Sambo Semi-Final (Nov. 16)
The WAMMA Heavyweight Champion of the world, Fedor Emelianenko, was defeated this past weekend in the Semi-Finals of the World Combat Sambo Championship. Fedor, considered the #1 MMA/Sambo fighter in the world, lost to Bulgarian challenger Blagoi Ivanov with a score of 8-5.
Fedor and Blagoi participated in a Sambo tournament back in February of 2008, where the Russian completely dominated the Bulgarian with a score of 8-1. Fedor had acquired his ninth straight victory in Sambo competition.
According to some reports, Blagaoi had much better throwing skills throughout the match which earned him an 8-1 lead with one minute remaining. Fedor quickly answered back with a brilliant knockdown, but it was just too late for the former Sambo champion to catch up. Fedor acquired the bronze medal, his first since 2000 when he competed in Orenburg, Russia.
Here's a snip from Fedor himself:
"I have no excuses for my loss...I lost fair and square. Ivanov is better with his throwing techniques than with his striking. In general I dont think I am bad with my throwing skills, but I was not able to grip him (referring to his gi) properly and Ivanov made the better throws. With the remaining time, I was not able to catch up"
Fedor is scheduled to fight Andrei Arlovski at the Affliction 2: 'Day of Reckoning' event, scheduled to take place at the Honda Center in Anaheim, California-- January 24th, 2009.
Thanks to UFC Fight.com for the information.

Strikeforce "Destruction" Results

Renato "Babalu" Sobral is a badass coming in winning 13 of his last 15 fights and a reputation that scares people before they even fight. "Worthless" Bobby Southworth did not care as he was in great shape ready to defend his Light Heavyweight title in his home town. Babs looked as if he wasn't concerned about anything as he strolled around the cage before the fight. Once active, Babalu and Southworth would clinch each other and do little until one of Renato's elbows finally cut Bobby deep over the right eye. It was a bad cut forcing a doctor to stop the bout between rounds making Renato Sobral your new Strikeforce Light Heavyweight Champion.
A couple of notes here: Bobby actually looked well prepared for this fight, and though an awfully boring fighter, I hate to see fights ended on cuts. A rematch needs to happen. Sobral has got to start taking fights seriously! The guy has been on cruise control ever since he lost to Chuck Liddell. Granted his talent gets him the wins, but I'd like to see a hungry Babalu again. If this nonchalant fighter shows up in January to face Matt Lindland at Affliction, he may not be so lucky. Finally, do you want to know how to get back to your feet after being taken down? Watch Sobral's fights. Hook a leg or arm, they get off balance, you do the twist, and climb back up. His skillz are a thing of beauty.
Scott Smith made short work of the short Terry Martin as he KO'd him with a right "Hand Of Stone" in 24 seconds. A good win for Smith and Martin's career is really heading into the toilet. How about Smith vs Cung Le Strikeforce?
Poor Yves Edwards lost again to friend Duane "Bang" Ludwig via decision. The "Thug-Jitsu" practitioner just cannot seem to find his game anymore and after his 50th pro bout, may be looking at the end of his career. He'll still get fights but that elite level he once was at, seems to be slipping away. Bang gets another nice win in his up and down career.
Kim Couture (1-1) got her 1st MMA win over Lina Kvokov (0-2) who obviously didn't want to fight and most likely needs a new line of work. The female Couture attacked her opponent in this Catfight with abandon while Lina slapped at her and turned away as if she has zero MMA training. Kim doesn't show my anything in the potential fighter realm but her name is what will propel her in what I predict to be a short career. Nice to see the always stunning Gina Carano in her corner.

Finally, Joe Riggs put the stomp down on Luke Stewart getting a TKO in the 2nd round to end the bouts with people we have actually heard of.

Strikeforce is putting together some really nice shows so if you are an MMA fan you need to be checking them out.

UFC 91: Brock Lesnar Crushes Father Time

Matt Brown bested Ryan Thomas by Submission and who cares?
Mark Bocek had a spirited affair with Alvin Robinson but submitted the Jiu-Jitsu "wizard" by RNC, bouncing him from the UFC.
Jeremy Stephens had the KO of the night for sure as he uppercutted Rafael dos Anjos out of the cage and into the cheap seats. That was a video game punch to behold.
Aaron Riley and Jorge Gurgel get "Fight Of The Night" honors as they went to war throwing everything in their arsenals and Jorge yet again ignores the pleas of his corner and ignores his fabled ground game losing on points. Again. Aaron is tough as they come but I'm not sure he's exactly going to make a dent in the stacked Lightweight division.
Demian Maia straight schooled Nate Quarry with a "Lion Choke" submission that was a thing of beauty. Maia needs to beat someone like Thales Leitas, Yushin Okami, or Nate Marquardt and he will earn a, quicker than most, title shot. Dude is sick wit da Jits and scaring all in the Middleweight division.
Gabriel Gonzaga steamrolled Josh Hendricks by KO and did his lovely monkey scream dance. How about two monsters going at it with Napao getting Shane Carwin next?
Dustin Hazelett is a hero to the skinny set as he submits Tamdan McCrory by reverse armbar. McLovin is oh so talented on the ground and at 22 has all the time in the world to improve into the future of the Welterweight division. Absolutely glorious beard as well. Tamdan is a stud as well and will bounce back with more exciting fights. 2 guys to keep an eye on for sure!
It ain't your daddy's Kenny Florian (get it) as the new and improved Kenflo embarrassed Joe Stevenson by mounting him with ease, striking like an assassin, and locking in a RNC so deep his arm had to be surgically removed. Ken is the most improved fighter in all of MMA from where he began, and calling out BJ Penn ensures his future title shot while hopefully gaining Penn's interest as he says he only wants "big time fights" from now on. Kenflo=impressive and I am not sure where Stevenson goes from here.
Finally Brock Lesnar pounded out 45 year old Randy Couture who has yet to see the end coming. Randy wishes to continue to fight while the athletic freak named Lesnar is just a babe in the sport and already a major champion. Brock "brings the pain" and hate him all you want, but you can't deny his athletic gifts and desire to win. I am however calling it right now, when Antonio Nogueira defeats Frank Mir, he'll go on to tap out Brock via armbar to unite the belts. You heard it here 1st.

Well, despite Kenflo always being the spoiler, I went a steady 8-1 on the picking side.

Final Notes: Jorge Gurgel, Alvin Robinson, Ryan Thomas, Josh Hendricks, and Matt Brown (despite his win) need to be handed walking papers from the UFC. Nate Quarry still has fight and draw left in him but at 36 I fear time is ticking away and another title shot doubtful. We still love ya Nate. For a card low on talent, they all put on a hell of a show with but 1 fight going the distance and even that one was wildly entertaining. Great PPV Zuffa, I won't deny it.

UFC 91: Randy Couture vs Brock Lesnar

Main card
Heavyweight Championship Match: Randy "The Natural" Couture vs. Brock Lesnar From the moment this bout was signed, I was pissed not just because a 1-1 record in the UFC doesn't deserve a title shot, not because Antonio Nogueira was getting screwed when he is the "Interim" Champ and obviously should be fighting Randy, but because I knew Couture was going to lose. A year layoff, 45 years of age, and a behemoth with dizzying speed equals a new jackass undeserving Champion. Seriously people I love Randy and I hope to your fictional god he wins, but fucking 45 years old people! Look at a picture of him from a year ago and compare it to now. You can just see the guy is simply too old. Knowing he has heard that time and time again let me say, Randy also has a KO chin and Brock broke Heath "Durable" Herring's orbital bone with 1 punch! There are too many ways for Randy to lose including the quick KO or a 5 round bore fest of the monstrous Lesnar laying his 265 lb. frame on top of the old timer. I don't like it, but I see father time coming.

WINNER-Brock Lesnar
Lightweight bout: Kenny "Kenflo" Florian vs. Joe "Daddy" Stevenson I agree with Daddy on this one, why is Stevenson the underdog? The guy has brilliant wrestling, and stood toe to toe with BJ Penn, Kurt Pelligrino, Yves Edwards, Josh Neer, etc. Kenny matched up with Sean Sherk, Roger Huerta, and Din Thomas but Joe has 24 more fights than Florian! Kenny can cut the crap out of you while Joe is thick with power that the Bostonian lacks. My main tide turner is this, when Kenny can't finish someone, he backs off trying to coast to victory like Oscar De La Hoya. Stevenson will attack and push the pace until the bell rings. Reach is also an issue favoring Florian, but if you think Joe hasn't been dealing with that his whole career you are crazy.

WINNER-Upset Pick Joe Stevenson by decision
Heavyweight bout: Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Josh Hendricks Josh is an untested tub of lard. Gabe wins by scary TKO and monkey yell/dance.

WINNER-Napao
Middleweight bout: Demian Maia vs. Nate Quarry This is an interesting bout for sure. Maia, Wanderlei's protege, is an absolute ground Einstein. If he gets Nate down, which he will most likely eventually do, Nate could be done. However, Quarry has takedown defense and will throw to destroy not to mention he has great cardio which Demian has lacked in recent fights. Maia is undefeated and Quarry has only been stopped 1 time in his career. In the end, Maia will get Nate down and probably submit him making me a sad panda.

WINNER-Demian Maia
Welterweight bout: Dustin Hazelett vs. Tamdan McCrory Who loves a nerd fight? I know I do and nerds or not these guys fight till the death. The "Barn Cat" is a vicious attacker on the feet while "McLovin" is a Rich Franklin student with a freakish beard. Oh, he is also a good ground fighter. My early pick for "Fight Of The Night" and McLovin gets the hard fought W.

WINNER-Hazelett
Prelims
Lightweight bout: Jorge Gurgel vs. Aaron Riley We have not seen Riley in the UFC since Spencer Fisher broke his jaw back in 2006. Aaron is still tough as nails and has fought (and lost) to some top names like Eddie Alvarez and Ryan Schultz. Jorge, known mainly as Rich Franklin's sidekick, has become a decision machine (winning & losing) while employing a reckless style instead of the Jiu-Jitsu he is supposed to be amazing at. Gurgel's hands don't impress me either and though durable with great cardio, I like Riley to pull the upset and steal the bout in his UFC return.

WINNER-Upset Pick Aaron Riley
Lightweight bout: Jeremy Stephens vs. Rafael dos Anjos Jear Bear is a bomb thrower while the Gracie Fusion Anjos tickles with Jiu-Jitsu. A classic clash of styles, I like Stephens to use his reach to blitzkreig Rafael into a TKO position.

WINNER-Jeremy Stephens Rd.2
Lightweight bout: Mark Bocek vs. Alvin Robinson The ATT rep Bocek proved one thing beyond a shadow of a doubt in his last fight with Mac Danzig, dude can take a beating. Pummeled and throttled over and over, Mark held on to lose by RNC but impressed many with his toughness. Royce Gracie's prized pupil has never quite lived up to the hype in the UFC and Al needs not only a win, but a good showing. Look for Stephens to break the "Kid" mentally and Celtic tat him out.

WINNER-Boceck by G&P Rd.3
Welterweight bout: Matt Brown vs. Ryan Thomas Ah the "Immortal" Matt, who has a pro record of 7-7 and can do little but punch and complain about lemon chew. Thomas would enjoy a ground battle, but will probably have to endure a stand up bruising as Brown looks to set an example after he felt he was cheated by the judges in his last fight. For the record, he was not cheated and Dong Hyun Kim deserved the nod.

WINNER-Matt Brown TKO Rd.3
This card is ugly as fuck for a PPV. I wouldn't be that excited if it were a Spike TV Ultimate Fight Night card. Still, I bet it gets a couple buys and I'll most likely buy it as well contributing to UFC's shit card monopoly. 2 Upset Picks folks I'm gettin' crazy!